Dear John Roberts,
Me: Sarcastic, under-employed humorist that spends most of her time reading obscure history books. I enjoy candle light dinners and long walks on the beach.
You: Successful, rich and good looking. You enjoy classic films such as Dr. Zhivago and North by Northwest.
This could work John! No one would have to know. After a week of seeing you questioned – I know you’re a man that can keep a secret!