What a Girl Wants


Christina Aguilera as Torture
And when he fell asleep, they woke him “by dropping water on his head or playing Christina Aguilera music.

What electrocuting genitals can’t do – you CAN, Christina. And your country is proud of you.

Oh such a wonderful premise for pop culture jokes. Such an easy way to talk about celebrities I think are annoying. I’m shaking. I am. Stories like these only come around once every couple of weeks. *EXHALE* Pace yourself, Tina. Don’t get too excited.

The obvious:

  • In a way, I feel bad for Ashlee Simpson. Her ‘music’ not being used as torture at Gitmo is like getting booed at the Orange Bowl all over again. Ashlee just can’t seem to get a break.
  • One word Bennifer. The last one or the current.
  • “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy” karaoke!
  • More in depth:
    Premise for a new reality show. “Who Can Torture Al Qaeda?” It can be hosting by Ant or Craig Kilborn. Rejects from “American Idol”, “Last Comic Standing” and those that made it into the last season of “The Bachelor” take turns irking Gitmo prisoners. Those that get the detainees to talk win a one way ticket to Iraq to help ‘spread freedom’. We’ll be making America a better place but utilizing our natural resources – annoying reality show contestants.

    Okay, I won’t milk this bit anymore…not right now anyway…maybe later.

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