When total incompetency meets absolute power…
The search for Al Qaeda.
Mission accomplished. After years of dedication we have finally infiltrated the cell.
You’ve found I-keeda?
Very close.
The headquarters of Ikea…I-keeda. Tomato – tomoto – Iraq – Iran – whatever. Heck of a job! You’re getting a medal. Heck of a job!
Under your specific orders, we have uncovered hundreds of ties to Ikea, sir.
We’re making America safer.
We have Ikea’s number three man in custody.
We do not torture.
LOL! You’re a riot Mr. President.
I’m the commander-in-chief.
Evil men with no conscience, Mr. President. Look what our intelligence has uncovered!
We must decipher their plans. Get me a translator!!!
Give this man a nomination!
