Final results for the next winner of The Sardonic Sideshow’s Douche Bag Award:
Yeah, you’ve seen it right. A two way tie between John Kerry and George Bush. Of course, this ISN’T what was predicted by my early exit poll data. Put THAT in your conspiracy pipe and SMOKE IT.
That and George Lucas, the guy responsible for Darth Vader hocking M&Ms – didn’t get a single vote?!? He was included in the ‘all of ’em deserve to win’ category – but no individual votes? Douche Bag Democracy has given in to the Dark Side.
Anyway, congratulations Ryan Seacrest: you have won the first (and probably the last) Douche Bag Award Poll.