Suppose Santorum…

ricky

I had a lovely dream last night. It was a Santorum Utopia….

  • Terri Schiavo was alive and in a persistent vegetative state.
  • All the women of America suddenly quit working outside the home, threw out their birth control and were fulfilled and happy.
  • All the Supreme Court decisions the were based on the interpretation of the Right to Privacy in the US Constitution were overturned. No birth control, abortions or gay sex would ever be legal again.
  • Homosexuals were deemed anti-family and therefore anti-homeland security and thus terrorists and sent off to live in Gitmo as enemy combatants.
  • Intellegent design was an entire section of the SAT.
  • The word ‘filibuster’ was officially changed to ‘Nazism’.
  • Boston, because it is ‘ a seat of academic, political and cultural liberalism in America’ publicly apologized for making Catholic priests into pedophiles.
  • Then I woke up and realized that we are still living in a ‘sick culture’. I can always read my fantasy literature book titled “It Takes a Family: Conservatism and the Common Good”. Or as we dreamers call it “How Great Life Would Be If Santorum Were King.”

    2 Comments Suppose Santorum…

    1. Kimberly

      hey, babe … were you going to send over info per phil’s event on friday? nothing received as yet.

      Kimberly

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