
I decided to watch the President’s speech today.
The Sardonic Sideshow’s W Drinking Game:
I made myself some virgin jell-o shots. Which is basically – jell-o. Not very inventive but either are drinking games by nature.

One shot per “terrorist” or “terror”. This time out – 33 shots
If I would have chosen “freedom”, it would have only been 20 shots.
Half and hour speech – that’s pretty much a shot a minute. Most of them consumed in the first 10 minutes of the speech.
Now you know why the shots don’t come with booze? Alcohol poisoning due to public figures’ repetition is a dangerous plague on our country. Not to mention the speeches come without health care. Getting your stomach pumped on a budget sucks.
Did Bush quote Osama and say this is the Third World War? I was in a diabetic coma by that time…






