Shock and Awe Rummy…you didn’t have to come all the way over here!

BAGHDAD (Reuters) – Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, on a surprise visit, warned Iraq‘s new leaders on Tuesday against political purges and cronyism that could spark “lack of confidence or corruption in government.” (full story)

“Listen I’ve been there, okay.” he continued. “When it happens, just do what we did. You see, start talking about homos wanting rights and they’ll forget all about it. Seriously, it’s a CHARM. If you stop stoning
them to death, you can make a nice moral issue for yourself. Isn’t democracy great? Just learn a few tricks and you guys will do just FINE.”

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