There is a rumor that Mr. Karl Rove might be having a little affair with lobbyist Karen Johnson.

Two things:

The Plame scandal has stayed in the press with no sex – which is impressive.

AND if we find out that this juicy bit of information is true…I’ve already thought of a nickname for him.

Forget ‘Turd Blossom’!

His new nickname is:

jabbarove

Jabba the Slut.