Another comedian (Eugene Mirman) beat me to the punch on this one.
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UAT: UAT, Mr. Mirman, is the only carrier that is taking an active stand against same-sex marriages and hardcore child pornography.
MIRMAN: I think all child pornography is hardcore … It’s all wrong. AT&T sponsors child pornography?
UAT: No, no. That’s MCI.
MIRMAN: MCI sponsors hardcore child pornography?
UAT: Yes, they have a pedophile Web site for men who love boys. Uh, it’s a Montreal-based Web site.
MIRMAN: Oh my God! Our Canadian pervert neighbors!
UAT: Mmm hmm.
MIRMAN: So MCI basically has a child pornography ring.
UAT: That’s correct.
Eat your heart out – Ben and Jerry’s!