We’re no longer at war with the terrorists?
‘The Struggle Against Violent Extremists’ sounds like a manual written for doctors at abortion clinics.
*sound of crickets chirping*
Anyway, uhm…As you were saying, the struggle…
I’m a struggle president. No one wants to be the struggle president. That’s what I do. Think about struggle. Think about extremists. Our country is at struggle.
I think of a ‘struggle’ as something that happens in the summer when your AC goes out, you’ve eaten too much and you have to put your jeans on. You even HAVE to say the word with a certain grimace on your face…you know….ssstr-Uhg-gle!
We’re not fighting a metaphor – we’re struggling. We’re struggling to win. There are extremists out there that are willing to struggle back and kill Amurikans.
I’m sorry, this campaign or whatever you call it – is beginning to sound like a tug-o-war.
Not war – struggle.
Hehe, that’s pretty good. You must be a West Texas girl, just like me.
Ahem…So it’s actually a war on euphemisms?
I’m the commander – see, I don’t need to explain -I do not need to explain why I say things. And it’s not war–
Struggle on euphemisms.
And God bless Amurika!