Judge John Roberts has been nominated. I found a cute site that is written like a grocery store tabloid but for Supreme Court Justices.

So Judge Roberts is Catholic and against abortion. His wife, also a lawyer was an executive at Feminists for Life. Their rival group Feminists Just For a Couple of Months in College, have been trying to court Mrs. Roberts ever since.

He he…

Abortion is the WORST subject ever for a topical comedian…