Jokes This Week

Polaroid announced that you should, in fact, NOT shake it – shake it – shake it like a Polaroid picture, because it will damage the film. Also this week Slim Fast declared their milk shake brings all the boys to the yard.

This week John Kerry denied the rumor that he had an affair with an intern. His wife Teresa Heinz Kerry, heir to the Heinz food dynasty failed to comment. But Senator Kerry told reporters, “I would never cheat on my wife. When it comes to women – I stick with the ‘thick rich one’.”

USA Today, reported that in the first half of 2004 more than 25 books were published that are critical of the Bush Administration. In a press conference today the president declared that Random House, Harper-Collins and were the new axis of evil. Adding that they have “a massive propensity to desire to engage in to make weapons of mass ‘instruction’ related activities.”

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