Comments on: Jesus Holds a Press Conference to Announce His Retirement From Politics

By: CJ Hixon

CJ Hixon — Tue, 16 Aug 2005 11:42:40 +0000

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good work fella

By: Static Brain

Static Brain — Tue, 16 Aug 2005 06:12:32 +0000

I would have to agree with IXLNXS. I am religious and do not believe that BushCo speaks for God. He surely doesn’t speak for me. Anyone who thinks God told him to go to war is just as dangerous and foolhardy as he is. He is also into euthanasia and eugenics (eugenics is controlled breeding by population extermination). Personally I think he has Mad “Cowboy” disease. It causes uncontrollable lying (like WMD’s in Iraq), and memory loss. He forgets his family fortune came from Hitler (and oil), but originally from Hitler. In April 1999, Texas Governor George W. Bush proclaimed a week of remembrance for the Holocaust. He said, “I urge Texans to never forget the inhumanity of those who perpetrated the Holocaust, and reflect upon our own humanity and our responsibility to respect all peoples.” Good advice. He should reflect upon his own family, if he is interested in reflecting on inhumanity. In an interview in the New Hampshire Gazette former US Justice Dept. Nazi War Crimes prosecutor John Loftus, who also was the former President Emeritus of the Florida Holocaust Museum said that, “The Bush family fortune came from the Third Reich,” The story was carried in the Sarasota Herald-Tribune 11/11/2000. For an example of just how evil he truly is click my name to read how the Bush family fortune is tied to Hitler and eugenics.

By: Charly Silaban

Charly Silaban — Mon, 15 Aug 2005 08:02:36 +0000

hahaha…

By: Tina D.

Tina D. — Mon, 15 Aug 2005 07:27:17 +0000

Spread the word IXLNXS!!!

By: IXLNXS

IXLNXS — Mon, 15 Aug 2005 05:20:04 +0000

A few of those of us who consider ourselves religious left do not think Bush and cartel speak for Christians. Helping the weak and sick is a Christain thing to do while the Bush cartel seems to take every chance they can to ride rough shod over the old, the infirm, the weak, the innocent, and anyone else they can screw over while calling themselves Christians and patriots.

By: Vector

Vector — Thu, 04 Aug 2005 14:37:06 +0000

It seems to me that there should always be a counterbalance for every power. I’m not sure if there is a thing called ‘religious left’…and if there would be (or is) they probably would just keep turning the other cheek all the time.

Anyway, if Bush wants to get popular in Europe he only has to get some intern to blow his whistle. It worked wonders for Clinton.

By: Tina D.

Tina D. — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 22:22:59 +0000

Vector it started with the Reagan administration. Now 20 plus years later, instead of trying to save the world one soul at a time, the religious right decided that tax exemption AND political power – was much more fun.

By: Vector

Vector — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 20:46:04 +0000

Well, it’s about time. JC’s retirement is already overdue by 2000 year. Give or take.

Anyway, I don’t get US politics. Are Republicans supposed to win over Democrats? Exterminate the whole lot? That makes interesting politics, I guess. Happy that it works different over here.

Oh, did JC get a big juicy golden handshake? I hope they at least gave him some new robes.

By: indeterminacy

indeterminacy — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 13:43:35 +0000

You forgot to mention if Jesus ascended into heaven following his press conference. Some of these other guys, it would be more appropriate if a trap door would open up underneath them so that they could speedily reach the other place.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 11:10:00 +0000

Awesome! LOL!

By: indeterminacy

indeterminacy — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 08:40:46 +0000

Amen.

By: Tina D.

Tina D. — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 03:24:30 +0000

LOL!!

By: Abby Taylor

Abby Taylor — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 03:22:56 +0000

Ha!

I didn’t know there was a burning bush in the Rose Garden.