I HATE Monkeys!

I hate monkeys. I hate them. I don’t go places where they have monkeys. I don’t go to zoos. I avoid the 3rd Street Promenade where the street performers have monkeys. I hate monkeys. If I’m watching a nature program where they show pictures of monkeys, I change the channel. I hate monkeys.

Some people are afraid of spiders. Some people are afraid of heights. Some people are deathly afraid of public speaking. Not me. I have no fears of those things. I can do stand up comedy on a cliff with a spider in my hand and be just fine. I fear monkeys. Creepy, rabies carrying, biting scary little monkeys.

Some of you smart-ass biology minded people will undoubtedly wonder,”Are you talking about chimpanzees and gorillas?”

YES. All of them. I don’t like any of them. Ugh.

People that are afraid of flying feel JUSTIFIED in their phobia when they see a story of a plane crash. I read this story.

The chimps chewed off St. James Davis’ nose and severely mauled his genitals and limbs Thursday before the son-in-law of the sanctuary’s owner shot the animals to death, authorities said.

And now I am more than comfortable with my neurotic aversions!

2 Comments I HATE Monkeys!

  1. ashley

    i ahte them to and it all started at zoo not because they took my bananna but becaues they hate me and everytime i try to walk by what do they do they scream to the top of there lungs and they shacke the gate so hard that it would make you cry and thats why i faer them plus i was only what 5 or 6

  2. Cara

    My phobia started when I watched Planet of The Apes (the Charleton Heston version) at a very early age.I then watched the opening sequence of 2001 Space Oddesey and that pushed me over the edge. A couple of years later, i went on a family trip to ‘Monkey World’ – a retreat for abused Monkey’s – and that experience scarred me for life. Since then i’ve lived my life in fear…have you ever noticed just how many monkey programmes, posters, ‘cute’ pics, cartoons, films etc there are? And don’t get me started on the advertising for the new King Kong movie……

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