Today is a very religious day on the Catholic calender. Instead of one saint per day like the other religious holidays. Today we celebrate ALL of them.
I’ll pick a few:
GENESIUS of Rome: Patronage: actors, attorneys, barristers, clowns, comedians, comediennes, comics, converts, dancers, epilepsy, epileptics, lawyers, musicians, printers, stenographers, torture victims
Patronage: actors; against animal attacks; against dog bites; against lightning; against oversleeping; against storms; against wild beasts, comedians; comediennes; Czechoslovakia; dancers; dog bites; dogs; epilepsy; epileptics; Forio, Italy; lightning; oversleeping; Prague, Czech Republic; rheumatic chorea; Saint Vitus Dance; snake bites; storms; Vacha, Germany; Zeven, Germany
But enough of 4th Century Roman murder victims that are now the saints of comedians AND epileptics.
Lets get down to the real meaning of this holiday.
Yep. Diabetic comas!