Dying is Easy – Comedy is Hard

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Ah, the bitter cold – ‘arctic freeze’ you say? More than 20 people already dead this year from weather (story)? That’s nothing. I’m a comic. I welcome self-abuse.

Dolly Parton on the set of Steel Magnolias said,”My whole life I wanted to be rich and famous and now that I am, you won’t hear me complain about it.” Well, my whole life I wanted to be a professional complainer – and now that I am…I’m probably going to complain about it.

Never spent the night in a sleazy motel without – well doing something sleazy? Never gone up in front of a bunch of strangers – half of them, the last chick they watched on stage was wearing a g-string? Never thought about the isolation of the road? Sound romantic? For those of you that have never been on a series of one nighters in the northwestern United States in February – but have always been a little curious – you are in luck. With my digital camera and the headliner’s laptop – The Sardonic Sideshow is going on the road.

So bookmark me, blogroll me, blogmark me or whatever is it you people do to get back here. Road adventures to come.

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