Iraqis want freedom. We know that free societies are peaceful societies.
Is that what its like to live in a free society? I had forgotten.
It’s a part of my new strategy in Iraq.
You have a new strategy in Iraq?!?
Yep. Our new strategy is to win the war.
And your old strategy was?
To fight it.
Now you want to win?
Failure is not an option.
So the only option is to win?
Which is our new strategy.
And our only option?
We’re helping Iraqis build a free nation that they will be an ally in the war on terror. Then we can win that war too.
This sounds like a teenage flick where a girl wants a boyfriend so she takes a dork and teaches him how to be cool and then it’s the best prom ever. Like once we get Iraqis to stop killing us then they’ll be our best friends.
Victory in Iraq is vital to US interests.
Interests like having the National Guard – guard the nation?
Right now our multi-headed enemy is being fought on many fronts so our strategy in Iraq has three elements: to win the war, to accomplish our mission and to achieve victory.
You know a strategy is a plan for how to win. ‘To win‘ is a strategy like ‘it’s there‘ is an atlas.
We are pursuing a comprehensive strategy.
Which is like using birth control when you’re pregnant.
Hehe, that’s for gynecologists to practice their love for women.
You know, you’re getting much harder to parody.
That’s my plan!