Cooter Hazzards

lee


‘Cooter’ Urges Fans to Skip ‘Dukes’ Movie
“Basically, they trashed our show,” said Jones, who now lives in the mountains of Washington, Va. “It’s one thing to do whatever movie they want to do, but to take a classic family show and do that is like taking “I Love Lucy” and making her a crackhead or something.”

Jones said he read a script of the movie, which is scheduled to be released next month, and that it contained profanity, “constant sexual innuendo and some very clear sexual situations.”

Obviously, a man that made a living playing a character named ‘Cooter’, knows a lot about sexual innuendo.

I just can’t believe that the show that brought us Daisy Duke’s is ‘trashed’?!? Oh the humanity!

A classic family show with a car celebrating a Confederate general has been made into something shameful!

Seeing Daisy Duke in a bikini top on the re-runs just won’t be the same now that the show has been sexualized.

This is like if they did an All in the Family re-make and made Archie a smoker and a racist. I just can’t believe how low Hollywood will go to turn a profit.

6 Comments Cooter Hazzards

  1. CW Fisher

    “Seeing Daisy Duke in a bikini top on the re-runs just won’t be the same now that the show has been sexualized.”

    Sexualized! Sensational word. How might one go about becoming sexualized? I like it very much, especially since we’ve lost “supersize.” Replacement?

    Heard you’re fucking Abby. Nice lady! Good luck to you both.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *