Bush’s Popularity 99% in Stepford

The whole world is a stage when you’re George W.

Bush’s approval ratings might be below 40% among most Americans. Plummeting to 2% among African Americans.

But a new poll found that Bush’s popularity among cyborgs, robots and pod people is steady at 99%.

“Some people call you soulless products of science fiction – but I call you my base.” The president told his most staunch supporters.

“Thank you very much for everything,” they replied. “We like you.”

The poll also revealed that among these sci-fi constituents close to 100% believe:

-Harriet Miers is MORE than qualified to be on the Supreme Court.

-The war in Iraq is well planned and going wonderfully.

Tom DeLay is the victim of a political witch hunt.

Karl Rove is the victim of a political witch hunt.

-Bill Frist is the victim of a political witch hunt.

-President Bush is the most intelligent man they have ever met.

The poll also found that among most breeds of dog, cats and other domesticated animals the president’s approval has fallen. On an interesting side note: parrots well known for having a passion for mimicking the phrases repeated to them – are holding fast to their support of this administration.

“Squawk – September 11th!” “SQUAWK – the terrorists!” “Litmus test – SQUAWK!”

5 Comments Bush’s Popularity 99% in Stepford

  1. Static Brain

    Ha Ha Ha. You are hilarious. Oh and I might add he does well with snake oil salesman too. All that trash he sells to smash Iraq for oil, and to cover up for Katrina / Lake George is definitely like a carny sideshow to watch, only sadder. Keep up the good work.

  2. Vector

    And what makes up that unfaithful, unpatriotic, leftist, sob 1%?? Besides I thought Asimov’s three laws were supposed to protect us from this kind of stuff.

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