The whole world is a stage when you’re George W.
But a new poll found that Bush’s popularity among cyborgs, robots and pod people is steady at 99%.
“Some people call you soulless products of science fiction – but I call you my base.” The president told his most staunch supporters.
“Thank you very much for everything,” they replied. “We like you.”
The poll also revealed that among these sci-fi constituents close to 100% believe:
-Harriet Miers is MORE than qualified to be on the Supreme Court.
-The war in Iraq is well planned and going wonderfully.
–Tom DeLay is the victim of a political witch hunt.
–Karl Rove is the victim of a political witch hunt.
-Bill Frist is the victim of a political witch hunt.
-President Bush is the most intelligent man they have ever met.
The poll also found that among most breeds of dog, cats and other domesticated animals the president’s approval has fallen. On an interesting side note: parrots well known for having a passion for mimicking the phrases repeated to them – are holding fast to their support of this administration.
“Squawk – September 11th!” “SQUAWK – the terrorists!” “Litmus test – SQUAWK!”