Cheers.
I have new headshots. My mother is a talented photographer. She took 2 billion photos of me. One billion of which I was making a grimace or rolling my eyes. Now I’m forced to go through all of them…that’s what I get for being a snot.
Speaking of which…I got an email:

Alright, maybe you are so cool. But I seriously think you should stop
selling those t-shirts.
It’s not that they are hard to look at, that is a nice photograph and all.
But they made me think you are a folk singer, and I was diappointed when I
could not download any MP3s.
Okay, I can take that. I’ve always wanted to be a folksinger….*SIGH*
I need to work on this anyway. Merchandise is very important. Why? Because comic’s pay rates haven’t increased since the boom in the ’80’s. And no one paid $3 a gallon back then. So any ideas on what you would like to buy after a comedy show? Any artists that want to have their work out there?






