Dick Cheney shot a 78 year old Texas lawyer in a hunting mishap.
-See, if he would have served in Vietnam, he might not have missed.
-He’s going to go ‘hunting’ with Patrick Leahy next week.
-Bush says Cheney did a ‘heck of a job’.
-This is the LEAST amount of harm the administration has done to the health of seniors.
-Guns don’t kill people…Veeps kill people.
Eh, that’s all I got…
If there was a God, the accident would have been caught on tape. But alas…