Tom Delay announced that he will not seek re-election.
I worked as an interpreter for the Deaf. I will now use those skills for a comedic premise.
Tom Delay said: “I refuse to allow liberal Democrats an opportunity to steal this seat with a negative, personal campaign.”
Meaning: “I’ve been indicted.”
Tom Delay said: “I have no fear whatsoever about any investigation into me or my personal or professional activities.”
Meaning: “I’m on Paxil because my former aide just plead guilty to conspiring with lobbyist Jack Abramoff and promised to help with further investigations.”
He cares about the people on the 22nd District of Texas SO MUCH that he is moving to Virginia. What a good guy.
Anyway, the upside of cronyism is that they fall like dominoes. Teehee!