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Sarah Palin: The Symbol of Cynicism

February 15th, 2010 · No Comments

Sarah Palin will always be a Hail Mary Pass. She is a last-ditch, slapdash shot for a win. Regardless of facts, faux pas or folly, conservatives will continue to tout her as an asset as long as she continues to act like a battering ram to their opposition. If she still throws jabs, utterly doe-eyed […]

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Obama: The Flame War President

February 1st, 2010 · No Comments

Every horrendous thing one could possibly say about President Barack Obama has been said. It’s been said, repeated, blogged, taped, printed, e-mailed, syndicated, broadcasted and most likely spray painted somewhere. Some of the verbal grenades are slightly off-base. For example: you know who’s really offended by Obama being called a Nazi? Nazis. Whoa are they […]

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The MSM Doesn’t Exist…Not Anymore

January 20th, 2010 · No Comments

The mainstream media gets denounced on cable news programs, corporate talk radio, best-selling books and behemoth blogs every day. This strangely doesn’t seem to bother the mainstream media as it heroically absorbs all the jabs thrown at it from, well, itself. It’s stoically unfazed. Admirable in its immunity.
Yes, this code word for “liberal media,” or […]

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Please Don’t Boycott Rush Limbaugh

January 18th, 2010 · No Comments

If you ask Ditto Heads, Republicans or just casual fans why they like Rush Limbaugh their answer is always the same: because liberals hate him.
No, “I admire his humanity.”  Not, “I like his high moral standing in the community.” Nor, “He inspired me to get off drugs/lose weight/have a family/find true love.”
No if you ask […]

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Latest Fast Company Article

January 6th, 2010 · No Comments

Cenk Uygur Sets Out to Take Down Traditional Television
By: Tina DupuyTue Dec 1, 2009 at 1:00 PM

Cenk Uygur and his rebel band are out to take down traditional television, with a hand from YouTube, satellite radio, and 500,000 fans.

Photographs by Dave Lauridsen

Television studios are airport-hangar-size buildings […]

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War on Christmas is Over (If You Want It)

December 14th, 2009 · No Comments

It’s time to pull out of the War on Christmas. It’s a quagmire. There are no winners, the victories are fleeting and the effort could be spent in better places.
Christmas hasn’t always been a battleground. President Ulysses S. Grant made Christmas an official holiday in 1870. So for a holiday whose literal meaning is the […]

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Obama’s Plan for Afghanistan: Make All Americans Unhappy

December 3rd, 2009 · No Comments

My grandfather used to say there’s no such thing as confusion, it’s just not liking your options. The United States’ war in Afghanistan is very confusing. There are no good options. Just a bunch of pretty crappy choices: Stay forever. Leave now. Leave later. Same troops. More troops. Less troops. Help the corrupt government. Build […]

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Has The American Dream Drifted North?

November 25th, 2009 · No Comments

Imagine a handsome young family complete with kids living in a stylish two-story home in a quiet neighborhood. The parents work normal middle-class jobs. The dad is a city bus driver, mom is a secretary. Their house is brimming with consumer goods: a couple of mammoth-sized televisions, a drum set for the kids and high-end […]

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Sarah Palin is to Republicans What Joe Lieberman is to Democrats

November 10th, 2009 · No Comments

Senator Joe Lieberman was on Fox News Sunday this week speaking on the Ft. Hood tragedy proclaiming his committee was going to “investigate” what he believes is “the most destructive terrorist act to be committed on American soil since 9/11.” So, instead of what would usually and regretfully be called a “fragging” or “friendly fire” […]

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EM Forster Foresaw Facebook…No Seriously

October 29th, 2009 · No Comments

“Big Brother” is watching you in a very “Orwellian” way. Has been for years. People who have never heard of George Orwell know of the term “Big Brother.” In many ways his dark vision of what the year 1984 would look like is prophetic. For example, his novel 1984 takes place in a never-ending war […]

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How Can Cougar Town Not Be Funny?!

October 20th, 2009 · No Comments

My DVR accidentally recorded Cougar Town and against my better judgment, I watched an entire episode of the new fall ABC comedy starring Courteney Cox.
Cox herself now 46 years old, plays Jules Cobb, a recently divorced mother of a teenage boy, trying to get on with her life? Get laid? Find love? Revenge? It’s not […]

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The Only Group in the History of the World to Request to be Taxed More

September 21st, 2009 · No Comments

Americans hate taxes. It’s not a right or left issue. It’s not a Democratic or Republican issue. It’s not an old or young issue. It’s strangely not even a rich or poor issue. It’s an American issue. It’s our biggest peeve. We all agree on some level: Our country is great but we feel very […]

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Blogger Asks For Payment From Newspaper Part Two

September 8th, 2009 · No Comments

Wordpress is being cranky about embedded media still. So here’s the link to the follow-up video. Enjoy!

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Blogger Asks For Payment From Newspaper

August 30th, 2009 · No Comments

(tech note: I’m having issues with the embed, so it’s a screen grab linked to YouTube)
I’m calling this episode “YouTube to the Rescue!”
As a freelance writer, when I don’t have an assignment, I’m in the practice of writing witty and pointed opinion pieces to keep my name out there. I send these articles out […]

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