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When Comedians Attack

October 4th, 2005 · 3 Comments

You’re NOT going to believe this!
Class action sought for ‘Dr. Phil’ diet suit
Unhappy dieters say they lost dollars, not pounds

Of all the people that you see on television, you’re going to take weight loss supplements with a picture of WHOSE double chin on it?

I have a version of the Dr. Phil Ultimate Weight Solution:
The first […]

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Free Therapy and Beauty Tips

June 3rd, 2005 · 3 Comments

Using Vitamin E can make you look ten years younger.

It gave me pimples and appalling fashion sense!
Amazing how well it works!
Unrequited crushes on dimwitted jocks - here I come!

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Some More Free Therapy

April 27th, 2005 · 7 Comments

Just because you have a cell phone, unlimited long distance calling, text messaging, instant messaging and email does not mean that you have anything to say.

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For the guys

April 14th, 2005 · 1 Comment

If an activist pharmacist won’t fill your prescription for Cialis. Trust that she has society’s best interests in mind.

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Politics aside

April 14th, 2005 · 1 Comment

We here at The Sardonic Sideshow…okay me here, have decided to step away from current events and try some new topics. In an attempt to broaden my readership and cash in on miserable people, here is the new bit:

The first bit of advice is for the ladies:

Don’t change for a man. A guy sleeping with […]

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