The Sardonic Sideshow

Heya Folks!
I haven’t posted in a bit…Seems I have been going through some changes.
I feel like a Kafka cockroach:
I’m turning into something I have always thought was annoying.
I own a pair of weight lifting gloves. My car smells softly of melon. It’s Fat Tuesday and I’m sober…it only gets worse from there.
Since I am now […]

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Minus 9 degrees fahrenheit. That’s actually a temperature. That’s what it is outside right now.
I had to bundle up to meet the pizza delivery guy at the door last night.
Yikes.
Pain. It’s so cold it hurts. It feels like duct tape being ripped off your skin when you step outside.
This is a day where I think […]

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It is currently 2 degrees outside. Snow is in the forecast for tomorrow. It’s supposed to get down to -9 or so…Icy snowy ‘wintery mix’.
I may get stuck here. Where am I? Bozeman…Bozeman, MT. My cell phone doesn’t work. My entire computer didn’t blow up…just my wifi card. So this is the first time I […]

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Dick Cheney shot a 78 year old Texas lawyer in a hunting mishap.
-See, if he would have served in Vietnam, he might not have missed.
-He’s going to go ‘hunting’ with Patrick Leahy next week.
-Bush says Cheney did a ‘heck of a job’.
-This is the LEAST amount of harm the administration has done to the health […]

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Yikes.
My 2nd hand laptop has blown up. Not like smoking, sparks - cool blow up. Just frozen, spittle - bye bye laptop.
So I’m blogging from the good old reliable cell phone key pad. Hard core.
Oh and by the way…I’m being spammed in the comments so bad that I accidentally deleted a TON of real […]

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My room smells like french fries…
So if you’re generally an unhelpful, snotty yet slow witted person…best not to work at a hotel. What with all the annoying people asking you dumb questions like,”Where’s the work out room?” and “Is there a good place to eat?” Sorry to tear you away from Yahoo Games, Princess, but […]

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I drove here from the Bay Area today. It’s passed midnight.
The show was fun. Smokey. But fun…very smokey.
Tired…more later….sleep….

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