The Sardonic Sideshow

Seven or so states in a month.
Lewis and Clark have nothing on me….

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And here’s why you won’t find strippers with large bon mots….
Funny women are a turn-off
Men are intimidated, research says
New research has found truth in the old stereotype that most men find funny women a turn-off.
Scientists say women who tell jokes are seen as a threat, undermining men’s idea that they should hold the dominant role.
Hundreds […]

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Once I was in a particularly nasty hotel/motel room. It was ‘under-construction’ by a group of wife smacking, crack head (to be fair, it could have been meth) gypsies. The room was about 10 feet from the freeway, five from the pool and two from the ice machine. Of course the last two were out […]

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Here’s an ‘only in California’ thing…
I drove through a tree. Serious. I was doing a gig near the Redwood Forrest this weekend and saw a sign for the drive thru tree.
I forked over my five dollars and then drove through a tree older than Caesar.

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This was in the LA Daily News today.
I was a stalker before it was illegal. Yep, that’s right. For those of you that don’t remember because you aren’t old enough or you’ve never been persistent enough with a love interest, stalking laws were passed in California in 1990 and much like smoking bans and strip […]

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The 76 year old death row inmate Clarence Ray Allen, was put to death early Tuesday by the state of California.

Having suffered a heart attack back in September, Allen had asked prison authorities to let him die if he went into cardiac arrest before his execution, a request prison officials said they would not honor.

“At […]

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Hey Yawl!
I’m back. I’ve gone a week without nicotine. Goody.
I have been working out everyday…because I don’t have much of a choice.
I have been a pale, thin and doughy so long, I can’t recall ever being in shape.
But, now - I’m totally into it. I want to work out. I want to be healthy. I […]

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Hello Dear Readers!
I am in day three without a cigarette.
I wouldn’t recommend it. Brutal.
Anyway…the only thing I can manage to do is whine and be bitchy…Throw stuff and eat…eat a lot.
So I am taking the weekend to further my detox…The Sardonic Sideshow will be back up on Mon. Jan. 16th.
Cheers.

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Some of you may remember this brilliant bit of legislation called The Do Not Call list.
Yeah, our government got together and realized that Americans were getting annoyed by telemarketers. So they made a list, checked it twice and this was going to reduced those phone calls.
Those callers exempt from that call list:
-Non-profit organizations
-Companies you’ve […]

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The Abramoff scandal isn’t over because he intends to cooperate fully…
I saw Wolf Blizter interview Howard Dean where he said that Abramoff did not bribe any Democrats. That absolutely no Democrats received money from Abramoff. It’s therefore a Republican corruption scandal.

Of course Abramoff didn’t bribe Democrats. Bribing a Democrat in the past 5 years […]

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I know you been waiting for this - just aching to buy crap to support this site and its sole contributer. I know. You’ve had to wait too long.
Now the time has come, and well - it’s nothing like you thought it would be. Not better or worse, just different.

New Tina T-Shirts!

Only $22 […]

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The 6th Annual Weblog Awards, The Bloggies

Deadline is Jan. 10th

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Nothing says “Happy New Year” more to a political humorist than the phrases “GUILTY PLEA” and “cooperates fully.”
It’s music to my ears. Chocolate to my taste buds. Calamine lotion to my bug bites.
Good stuff.

Jack Abramoff, pictured above in his Humphrey Bogart Halloween costume, the chubby Sam Spade version.
What? Even James Cagney wouldn’t wear that […]

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