The Sardonic Sideshow

The Washington Post just ran an article about the TSA loosing control of $300 million to a contractor.
You can’t put a price on freedom.
No. Of course not. But I think you can put a price on contracts. Actually, I think a contract is a price. You know, the bid […]

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I was watching television and there was an ad about support for quitting smoking of the Phillips Morris website. A cigarette company cares about you and wants to help you quit using their product.
It’s like your crack dealer giving you a referral for a rehab. Right?
Then there are the new ads from Sam’s Club (aka […]

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Alcohol poisoning due to public figures’ repetition is a dangerous plague on our country.

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According to a People’s Magazine Poll 63% of their readers think TomKat’s romance is a fake.
Of course, the other 37% are stoned on Ritalin.
Tom Cruise is the new Michael Jackson. We just can’t get enough of crazy.

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That’s right! This is the 200th time I have posted on this blog. That warrants some tips in my PayPal account huh? *hint* *hint*

I considered going back and deleting some of the lamer stuff, that way I could put off the big 200. But no, I decided to just move on and hope […]

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Wimp!
Nazi!
Liberal media!
Right-wing propaganda!
Flag burner!
Homophob!
Flip-flopper
Tunnel vision!
Stop abusing the filibuster!
Resign!
We deserve an apology!
No, we deserve an apology!
I’m outraged!
No, I’m outraged!
Okay, boys - that’s enough shouting. Put […]

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Dear Tina,
I am hopelessly lost in depression. How do I get out of it?
brett

Dear Brett,
Like mother always said, depression is God’s way of telling you - you’re a loser.
You must stop FAILING at everything you try and then you won’t be depressed.
God speed Brett.
Send your questions about life, love and social phenomenon to Ask […]

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Previously on The Sardonic Sideshow we found out that after a series of minor earthquakes in California that the former environmentalist Earth, was now a neo-con and quick to recite her party’s sound bites….
Tina, what’s it like to be a comedian?
You know how at a certain time of the month you’re moody, irritable, […]

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I’m working on the color of the site. That’s why it’s looking weird.
Thanks for stopping by!

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I think it’s pretty safe to say that Jesus cannot be called pro-crucifixion.

Romanian priest unrepentant after crucifixion of nun
TANACU, Romania (AFP) - A Romanian Orthodox priest, facing charges for ordering the crucifixion of a young nun because she was “possessed by the devil,” was unrepentant as he celebrated a funeral ceremony for his alleged victim.
Apparently, […]

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Legal Threats Stalk Adult Sites

02:00 AM Jun. 15, 2004 PT
The landmark federal prosecution of an infamous porn producer is putting the fear of John Ashcroft into the owners of countless adult websites, even those whose content is far milder than the material under attack.
Experts told an audience of porn webmasters last weekend that they […]

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Halliburton to build new $30 mln Guantanamo jail
Rumor has it they’re going to lock themselves up when they are done. Those evil doers…
Deep Throat, runaway bride hit the newsmaker jackpot
ReganMedia has bought the rights to runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks’ life story. And Deep Throat has deals for a book and a movie.
Summer of sequels? I […]

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Moderate Quake Shakes Southern California
How was the quake for you?
Brief, I didn’t even know what was going on, really. My dog is all freaked out. She probably needs medication. You traumatized my dog.
Dog? Hmm. I was trying to get people to not take me for granted.
Well, Earth you really let people […]

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