The Sardonic Sideshow

Texas Won’t Name Road After Willie Nelson
Two Republican senators, Steve Odgen of Bryan and Jeff Wentworth of San Antonio, said they didn’t want Nelson’s name on the road that crosses their districts, citing the musician’s fondness for drinking and smoking, and active campaigning for Democratic candidates. (full story)
In the ‘80’s Willie Nelson sang the anti-litter […]

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The Alabama legislature has brought up banning gay authors in their schools again. Oh, Alabama, what’s wrong with yawl?

The Alabama quarter celebrates a deafblind woman. That’s right. Helen Keller is on the Alabama quarter.
A woman that learned how to read and write in spite of being from Alabama. Amazing.
Sorry, that was cheap. That […]

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Recipe:

-One scoop martyrdom
-One scoop self-rightious fury
-One scoop biblical bigotry

-Add an ample amount of fear and misinformation
-Slather with extremism
-Top with a cameo by Tom Delay

And don’t forget the nuts!

Enjoy quickly while there are still politicians in power that will kowtow to you.

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Posted 4/27/2005 12:15 PM Updated 4/27/2005 3:13 PMBush moved to bunker after false security alarm
WASHINGTON (AP) — President Bush was rushed from the Oval Office to an underground shelter and Vice President Dick Cheney was taken to a secure location Wednesday on fears that an unidentified aircraft had entered restricted space […]

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Just because you have a cell phone, unlimited long distance calling, text messaging, instant messaging and email does not mean that you have anything to say.

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When I think of the word ‘filibuster’, I think of Senator Strom Thurmond. I think of his going into a sauna in order to dehydrate himself so he wouldn’t have to pee as much during his record setting over 24 hour long filibuster protesting civil rights. He had an aide, of course with a bucket […]

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Okay so Karl Rove is big on paying columnists to endorse his policies. Government agencies spend our tax payer dollars to produce video feeds and local news broadcasts passed them off as journalism. America unites as one voice and its Rupert Murdoch’s. Blah blah. Old news.
Go bloggers!
Anyway, if you haven’t seen this yet. Do […]

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I’m going to quit. I figure if I write about it maybe it will help me keep my word.
I have to quit watching television news. It’s becoming a problem. It’s making my life miserable.

Finished with you three!
“Millions of people die every year - you could be next - we’ll tell you how to […]

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His new email: benedictxvi@vatican.va Holy Spam Blocker!
Pope Benedict XVI is also known as “the enforcer”, “the panzer cardinal” and “God’s rottweiler”. A ‘panzer’ was a German tank used in WWII. I won’t even get into the whole rottweiler thing.
My point is: you might want to play down the whole former Hitler Youth angle. […]

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The day where we let the Earth know, our intentions.
Humans: “Hey, Earthy ol’ pal - we are going to save you.”
Earth: “Save me? Here’s an earthquake - go save yourselves.”
A couple of volcanoes later:
Earth: “And by the way, ‘global warming’ or ‘climate change’ it doesn’t hurt me - it hurts YOU! Go save yourselves.

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It’s up. I moved to Wordpress and gave the page a bit of a face life. Everything is working! You can now read the archives. Even the comments. All of it.
I was able to transfer my posts but not the comments. So, go nuts. Leave as many comments as you like and we’ll break this […]

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Okay, so they aren’t really frequent necessarily…they are more like asked questions. For the sake of argument, we’ll call them FAQ’s anyway:
Q. What would Jesus say?
A. “Hey Tina, your new blog looks great. Don’t tell the other kids this but you’re my favorite.”
Q. What would Rush say?
A. “Ann Coulter stole my schtick!!! Look at her […]

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If an activist pharmacist won’t fill your prescription for Cialis. Trust that she has society’s best interests in mind.

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We here at The Sardonic Sideshow…okay me here, have decided to step away from current events and try some new topics. In an attempt to broaden my readership and cash in on miserable people, here is the new bit:

The first bit of advice is for the ladies:

Don’t change for a man. A guy sleeping with […]

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