The Sardonic Sideshow

I went to Wharton, Texas for Christmas to be with my grandparents. A week before I called my grandmother.
Me: “Grama, it looks like we are going to have snow on Christmas Eve.”
Grama: “Where did you hear such a thing?”
Me: “I read it on the internet.”
Grama: “You know better than to trust things you read on […]

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The top documentaries of the year were Fahrenheit 9/11 and Supersize Me. Leading a confused public to wonder, “Wait, the skinny one is in Supersize Me?”
In January we still had 9 democratic presidential candidates. Governor Howard Dean was in the lead. Then he screamed. Then there was Kerry.
Immediately after taking the lead, because he’s well […]

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