The Sardonic Sideshow’s Frequently Asked Questions

Okay, so they aren’t really frequent necessarily…they are more like asked questions. For the sake of argument, we’ll call them FAQ’s anyway:

Q. What would Jesus say?
A. “Hey Tina, your new blog looks great. Don’t tell the other kids this but you’re my favorite.”

Q. What would Rush say?
A. “Ann Coulter stole my schtick!!! Look at her – she’s a hack! Tina, you don’t like hacks – go beat her up!”

Q. What the fuck?
A. I don’t know dude, I’m stuck here too.

Q. What made you decide to be a comic?
A. Because I’m otherwise completely unemployable.

Q. Does this blog come with free beer?
A. It really should. I should paypal a brew to all of you for reading this stuff. I should, but I probably won’t.

Q. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow?
A. I’m going to paypal you a beer for sure.

Q. Are you really THIS COOL? Or is this some sort of cruel joke?
A. I think we all know the answer to that. Hint: cruel joke.

Q. When are you leaving?
A. Very soon.

Q.Yankees or Red Sox?
A. Since I only pay attention to baseball when they are on strike or testifying in front of congress – I’ll have to say Yankees. Don’t hold me to it though.

Q. Where are the nude photos?
A. You can’t see them?!? What browser are you using? You have GOT to switch to Firefox! You miss so much with Internet Explorer.

To be continued…This is a work in progress. Feel free to leave more questions in the comment area.

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