Minus 9 degrees fahrenheit. That’s actually a temperature. That’s what it is outside right now.
I had to bundle up to meet the pizza delivery guy at the door last night.
Yikes.
Pain. It’s so cold it hurts. It feels like duct tape being ripped off your skin when you step outside.
This is a day where I think to myself,”This business of comedy…just not very fucking funny…”
