Former President George W. Bush was in Calgary this week, in his first foreign visit as a former head of state. There, he announced the subject of the book he will be writing. It’s about the 12 toughest decisions he made in office. Title suggestions? “I Was The Decider.” “War and Piece” or “If I… Continue reading
After Senator Bob Dole lost to President Bill Clinton he went on the Tonight Show and said,”I slept like a baby. Woke up crying every two hours.” Hysterical. Bob Dole – out of touch and old – but funny. Last night on the Tonight Show Senator John McCain told Jay Leno, “I’ve been sleeping like… Continue reading
John McCain announced that he is cancelling the first presidential debate on Friday night so he can work on the economy. What a tool.
Hunter S. Thompson used to say that elections are the Super Bowl for political junkies. That’s must be why immediately following debates the question that is asked is, “Who won?” I know we call it a debate, which denotes discussion and considering opposing arguments. That could lead to a winner. What we really have is… Continue reading
This is the piece that ran in the LA Daily News… The Washington Post ran a story about our mayor! Our mayor! Us. Here in little old LA. We have made national headlines and the LAPD hasn’t even beaten anyone up…well nothing that’s made YouTube recently. This is exciting! I am of the opinion that… Continue reading
This was the line-up of political comedians for the event. Pictured (left to right) is Barry Crimmins, myself and Baratunde Thurston. Barry is a political satire LEGEND. You may know his work from when he wrote for Randi Rhodes on Air America. Buy his book. He’s amazing. He said something so stellar about me that… Continue reading
Don Imus says that he’s not a racist. Perhaps he’s not. Perhaps he just did it for a paycheck. Perhaps he’s just the ‘gay for pay’ of bigots. Which is the equivalent of saying, “I’m not a slut – I’m a hooker!” Michael Richards, after squawking that his hecklers were ‘n-gg-rs’ that should be hanged… Continue reading
I’ll be on Bree Walker’s show again between 2-4pm PST. You can listen in Los Angeles at 1150 AM or live on the web HERE.
This is a piece I wrote that was in the Sun. LA Daily News… I like to think of myself as someone who acknowledges trends but is not ruled by them. For example, I know the 1980’s are back in fashion, but I didn’t tease my bangs the first time around, so it’s even less… Continue reading
Tune in. This should be fun.
Because Americans are so stupid we won’t even give a new plan (which is exactly like the old plan that wasn’t working) a chance not to work.Continue reading
I heard this year he’s going to pardon a turkey and appoint it to be ambassador to the United Nations. Make sure to tune in to KTLK, Los Angeles AM 1150 or on the web at KTLK.com between 2-4pm this Sat. I’ll be on the air for a little interview. Cheers.
There are a couple of things that I have come to rely on in this world. 1) The sun sets in the west. 2) No matter what kind of precautions I take or programs I run – I will STILL get spam emails for banks I don’t belong to and medical conditions I couldn’t possibly… Continue reading
George W. Bush talking about our nation’s addiction to oil is like Philip Morris denouncing the perils of nicotine. What’s next – McDonalds healthy eating pamphlets? How about a Wal-Mart planned class on small business survival? And just when you thought it couldn’t be more ridiculous, a pundit from Fox News becomes the official voice… Continue reading