
This was taken by the super talented Duane Peck.
Once I’ve recovered from the party…
Let me get back to you on the one.

This was taken by the super talented Duane Peck.
Once I’ve recovered from the party…
Let me get back to you on the one.
I’m forcing myself to celebrate my birthday this weekend. Time to leave my little – size of a closet – office and get out in the real world. That’s right. Hang out in a place where no one is doing stand up in the other room. Hang out in a place where I’m not doing stand up in the other room.
In short: do something different.
Cheers.

This is a very important message – especially in these troubled times. Call your representative and let them know – if we stop laughing at our government – the terrorists have won.
(Go on and take the image. If you don’t know how – email me and I’ll send you the html.)
I got a phone call today that someone had found my dog. Apparently, she jumped out of my kitchen window – saw a nice family and immediately jumped into their car. Basically she was on the streets for all of two seconds – the girl knows how to hustle.
It took two weeks, but their neighbor saw my signs and now my dog is back.

This is the last time I blog about my personal life. I’ll stick to making fun of politicians.
Tomorrow, May 15, 2005 – I’ll be behind the Orange Curtain.
Azteca Mexican Restaurant and The Crooners Lounge
12911 Main Street,
Historical Downtown Garden Grove,
CA, 92840
714-638-3790
9pm
I don’t know which is worse: the fact that my dog is still missing or the fact that my dark comedy blog hasn’t been funny since she has been gone.

Okay, there are somethings that are a little screwy STILL since I moved to wordpress. Seems I have dramatically lost readership. I have two theories:
1. Since my feeds are down and my url is on redirect – it’s all a matter of time until it gets straighten out.
OR
2. I just suck.
If you find anything weird – send me an email. I’m learning all this new WP stuff as I go along.
Again, if you are an RSS junkie like myself, the blog will be syndicated again soon, after I get home.

I’ll be there this week Weds-Sun. If you’re around stop by.
It’s up. I moved to Wordpress and gave the page a bit of a face life. Everything is working! You can now read the archives. Even the comments. All of it.
I was able to transfer my posts but not the comments. So, go nuts. Leave as many comments as you like and we’ll break this new blog in.
The URL is on redirect. I’m going to be moving to a new one. I think this will only affect the RSS feed…I’ll get back to you guys on that one.
By the way, if you find anything weird – let me know. Thanks!
This might not be exciting to you – but I don’t care…
now you can bookmark, blogroll or just type in your browser (like we did in the old days):
www.thesardonicsideshow.com
www.sardonicsideshow.com
and you’ll go to this page.
Pretty lame. This is what happens when I have too much time on my hands.

We’ll miss you Mitch. (story)
I’ll be at the Comedy District this weekend in Culver City (site) this weekend.
It’s a new club and they are trying to do something different for Los Angeles comics – which is a GOOD thing. If you can’t make it this weekend, please support this club!
I’ve posted an update of my schedule on my tour page (link). So it’s much easier for Freddie (who?) to stalk me.
On this day of mourning for the late John DeLorean (story) I need to announce that I that Vector (site) has made the first donation over $10 to this blog and I’m sending him a free shirt and autographed headshot.
No more free t-shirts. HOWEVER, if you donate over $8 (It’s $3 ish for shipping. That includes a dollar for Harry the Homeless Guy to watch my dog while I’m inside the post office.) I’ll send you a autographed headshot. That means you’ll be donating $5 to this site to keep it’s author high on coffee. And you will have in your possession a headshot that is being proudly displayed in places like The Budget Inn Bar and Lounge, Burley, Idaho.
I’ve got some gigs on the east coast. This run is only 4 days. Short and sweet. Snow and sleet. Happy Spring.
If you are a new reader – I post from my cell phone on the road. My phone flips out into a tiny keyboard.