Tina Dupuy

You’re NOT going to believe this!

Class action sought for ‘Dr. Phil’ diet suit
Unhappy dieters say they lost dollars, not pounds

Of all the people that you see on television, you’re going to take weight loss supplements with a picture of WHOSE double chin on it?

I have a version of the Dr. Phil Ultimate Weight Solution:

The first step is acquiring a life size cut out of the portly television personality. There are many Kinkos that will do this cheaper than the price of his book. If you really want to be a purist – get a photo of him nude.

Then you put that cut out in the room where you have most of your meals. If you’re like me, there is only one room, besides the bathroom to choose from. Note: most restaurants will not be into this diet program. You can scream about Free Speech – write letters with attorney stationery – try to stage a protest yadda yadda – but little can be done for them to accommodate you while on this diet. Best done on your own property where decency isn’t enforced…YET.

Now it takes a lot of self-control, but it is imperative to the diet’s success that you look at your cut-out during meals and:

Then REPEAT.

Feel the burn? That’s your common sense muscle getting a work out! Didn’t know you had one of those? It’s one of the many life-fulfilling benefits of this simple diet.

This AMAZING life-changing plan can be YOURS! Simple send 3 installments of $19.95 to my PayPal account. And tune in daily to The Sardonic Sideshow, for more helpful tips.

Using Vitamin E can make you look ten years younger.

It gave me pimples and appalling fashion sense!

Amazing how well it works!

Unrequited crushes on dimwitted jocks – here I come!

Just because you have a cell phone, unlimited long distance calling, text messaging, instant messaging and email does not mean that you have anything to say.

If an activist pharmacist won’t fill your prescription for Cialis. Trust that she has society’s best interests in mind.