Rubber Necking and Brain Picking

This is a series of questions sent to me by Neophyte Comedian Danny Reyna. I posted it here for all to enjoy.

DR: Are you constantly updating new material….& when do you feel u have a gem? How long will you work on that one bit?

TD: I am always reading something, watching something or experiencing something – which is where I get all my material from. So in that way I am ALWAYS working. I feel I have a gem when I feel it. I get happy when I have a new joke that’s funny and works. It validates my existence. So you could imagine how pathetic I am when I don’t have one…

And as far as how long…I couldn’t tell you. I have had jokes that I have tweaked years later. Is that a long time? Longer than most? I have no idea.


DR: Would u agree with the following…the right word can make an ordinary joke….brilliant?

TD: Well the wrong word can’t make a brilliant joke ordinary…

I guess it depends on the joke, at least in theory.

I am under the opinion that if a joke is not working – it’s not because there is a word hanging it up. It’s because the joke stinks. I’m all for tossing out jokes completely and starting over.

DR: When is it best to test out new material?

TD: In theory the best time is after the crowd has decided they like you and before your big closer. Unless it’s a venue for new stuff, then do it from the start.

I get all happy about my new material, so I usually do them up front, because it’s more fun for me. It’s your preference really.

DR: Money….how long did it take until u actually made money off this?

I’m supposed to be making money?!?

I got my first paying gig four months after I started. Doing it full time took a little longer. I make a solid four figures a year now. I won’t even tell you where the decimal points are in that…

DR: Would u agree that self-deprecating humor is the foundation of any comedian?

TD: I don’t think its self-deprecation as much as it is vulnerability. There is a difference. If you are up there being honest and open, that is more of a “foundation” than ripping on yourself.

Personally, self-deprecation looks a lot like self-hate on me. So I opt for vulnerability.

The foundation of all comedy is pain. There is no fine line between comedy and pain. Some could argue with me – but they’d be wrong.


DR: How many hours a week do u feel u write?

TD: Do I feel I write? I feel like I never write. I never feel like I have caught up. I feel like a slug.

The reality is that I write everyday, I am caught up and I am more of a tortoise than a slug.

DR: Do you cater to your audience…meaning…lets say you have a more african american audience…do you tailor your performance to the majority?

TD: Do I pander? Yes. Do I become someone else? No. Would I if the money was right? Absolutely.


DR: Would u say you have had more good performances than bad?

TD: Good? Bad? I’ve gotten laughs yes. Tons of them. And I’ve only gotten booed off stage once. Pretty good stats I’d say.

DR: What do u feel is untouchable? ex. cancer, 911 ect?

TD: George Carlin, Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor made sure nothing is untouched.

I don’t think anything is untouchable as long as it’s funny. If I can’t make it funny (like cancer) then I don’t touch it (like herpes). You know?

DR: Is your material more story telling than joke telling?

TD: I think “joke telling” has gotten a bad rep recently. People look at joke telling like its something that is old fashion – right up there with Vaudeville and Nickelodeons. I think that a good story is awesome. A good joke is the greatest. And fusing the two…really fantastic.


DR: What if your having an awful day does that effect your performance…& let’s say your not feeling it one night…how do u salvage your performance?

TD: Uhm, hmm. Everyone has his or her story about being sick and working. I’m no different. I had a fever of 102 and did my time. I’ve had head colds. I quit smoking and was going through detoxing on stage. You just do it. People go to work having a bad day all the time. If you’re a pro comedian, you tell jokes even when you’re not feeling like it.

The cool thing about being a comic is that if you’re having a crappy day at the office – it only lasts about a half an hour and then you can go get drunk! Good times.

 

Kentucky Democrat Interview

This is a cross post at Kentucky Democrat on December 3, 2005

Daniel Solzman: Thank you for joining the Kentucky Democrat today. How are things out in sunny California?

Tina Dupuy: Since I wear SPV 40 indoors…it sucks for me. Besides that – just fine. Thanks for asking.

DS: You’re a political comedian. Has the president’s re-election led to more comedy or not enough?

TD: You really don’t hit your stride making fun of an administration until the second term. It’s like wine or Cheetoes or something that needs to be properly aged.

I have no idea what that means.

DS: Is it hard work coming up with material?

TD: No. It’s hard to come up with good material. For every 100 jokes I write, maybe one will end up in my act. And that ratio is a vast improvement to what it was when I started, which I think was more like 1000 to 1.


DS: How do you think a Kerry administration would have done in terms of comedy?

TD: ZZZzzzzz…..whut! huh? Kerry who!?!

Just saying his name has the same effect as Ambien.

DS: Is it true that material for blue states doesn’t play well in red states or vice versa?

TD: People are people where ever you go. I have had liberal audiences turn on me and I’ve had conservative audiences turn on me.

I think funny is funny. I don’t change my act for the color of the state. I can disagree with something politically – but if it’s funny I still laugh. Which is the main reason liberal audiences are hard to play to. They are really quick to be offended if you aren’t a lesbian or a person of color and are obviously taking stage time away from someone that might be.

Where as conservatives that are easily offended NEVER go out to comedy clubs. They are too busy staying home, writing letters and feeling persecuted.

I make fun of absurdity and stupidity which is a bi-partisan downfall. I also am there to entertain people not indoctrinate them with my political opinions. That’s what my blog is for.


DS: Have any good material for the Ernie Fletcher job scandal here in Kentucky?

Fletcher is a Republican, right?

“Republican” is an ancient Greek word meaning, “never to blame.” I don’t know anything about the scandal but I know that the Democrats are trying to destroy a good man’s reputation by making these accusations. And Fletcher may have a sudden urge to “spend more time with his family.”

But I’m just guessing.

DS: You’re a blogger, right? How’s that going?

TD: I’m a blogger? My resume has never seemed so…nerdy.

I have run a blog for two years as of last Aug. In blog years – that’s a long time. However, I’m still not that comfortable with telling people at parties that I do it.

It’s a great exercise as a writer. A guy wrote on his blog that I wrote better than some columnists. You’d think I’d be flattered. Yet, I immediately thought, “Wow. I’m a loser. I should submit my work to newspapers.” So I started doing that. A couple of pieces have gotten published. Which may have not happened if I wasn’t obsessively writing a blog almost everyday for two years.

Now I’m working on a book.

It also lets my family members stay abreast of what’s going on in my life, without me actually having to talk to them. It’s really cool. All I can say it that it has enriched my life in many ways. Geez, that sounded very infomercial of me huh? I’m so broke that only my life is enriched.

I have no idea what that means.

I have to say that I love all the people that read my blog. I really do. I wouldn’t invite any of them over for dinner, but I love them all nonetheless. It’s very encouraging to have people that spend their free time reading your work, whether it’s just to disagree with you or not.

I should qualify that last statement with the fact that I’m not the typical blogger. I think there are really three categories blogs fall under.

1) Political/News
2) Personal online diaries.
3) Hobbies

I kind of fall into the first one. It’s kind of a political blog. Of course I’m not affiliated with any candidates or political parties. I have conservative and liberal fans. I’m a satirist/comedian. I think a lot of political blogs do a lemming disco about issues and just parrot the party line. Not that it’s a bad thing in any way. I read a lot of those blogs, some are very informative. There are TONS of them. That’s just not what I do. I try to think of something funny and/or insightful to say about a news item. The challenge is doing THAT on a daily basis. Some days I wish I could just put up a bunch of links to newspaper articles or whine about the new toothpaste I tried and go back to bed.

DS: Will you ever bring your stage act to a late night show or even a sitcom?

I’m on the phone to my manager right now.

DS: What about Jon Stewart? Thoughts on his show?

Jon Stewart is brilliant. His genius isn’t in his being funny. It’s in his ability to let other people be funny. There are a lot of comics that HATE to see other people get laughs and Jon Stewart isn’t plagued by that. Johnny Carson was like that. Brilliant.


DS: I hate to ask but how many more years of Bush do we have?

I think we are all going to have a collective soap opera moment, where we wake up and Bush Jr. being president and invading Iraq (again) and America turning into a really preachy creepy country with record debt bought out by the Chinese will all be a funny yet kind of scary dream.

Again, I have no idea what that means.

DS: What is a day in the life of a comedian like?

I wake up at the crack of noon. Read the paper. Make fun of our elected officials. Try to organize my office/living room/kitchen/bedroom. Obsesses about my success or lack there of for a bit. Drink coffee. Decide where I am going to that night. Call my friend and obsess about my success or lack there of for a bit. Drink more coffee with them. Try to talk my dog out of her desire to go on a walk. Obsess about my success of lack there of for a bit. Shower. Try to decide what I am going to eat that night. Then repeat it the next day.

Unless I’m on the road, then I do all that in a hotel room.

DS: Speaking of comedy, when you heading out for some shows in Kentucky?

TD: I think I’m booked at a Kentucky Fried Chicken in Buffalo in the spring. Does that count?

When I have a confirmation, you’ll be the first to know Daniel.

DS: Thanks again for joining the Kentucky Democrat.

TD: No. Thank you. Thanks for not making me suffer for saying yes to being interviewed. That’s very kind of you.

Your questions were great, dude. I’m impressed. Keep up the good work!

 

Asked Questions

Okay, dear readers, you asked these and now a post where I answer them:

Q. tina, why do worms have no feet?

Simple. They don’t want to appear as slimy as Geraldo.

If I had the power of at-will evolution – oh how different from him I would be!

Q. Is it true what they say about stand up comics?

It could not be true what they say about comics. Unlike politicians, it’s probably true what comics say about themselves.

As in:
-I did inhale.
-I am drunk right now.
-Without Karl Rove I would be NOTHING.

Q. How many more years of Bush do we have?

Ah man, I’m I humorist not an oracle!

Maybe the ghost of Lincoln weeping for his country will finally get to Mr. W and he’ll move out of the White House. Guess who sleeps with Boise headphones on?

Hmm…

Maybe a Gap dress clad intern could help us out.

Otherwise it looks like 3 years. Which means my job is set on auto-pilot for a while.

Thanks all!

Cheers.

 

Add to the Pile

So my week has been pretty nuts. When I write posts these days, I give first crack to the newspapers and then I post them here. Sorry, dear readers, you get second hand ha ha here.

Maybe it’s because they pay better…hint hint hint.

Anyway, this is another installment of The Sardonic Sideshow’s FAQ. You put a question in the comment area, I use those for a post next week.

See how creative you can be when you’re lazy?

Cheers.

 

Two Year Anniversary!

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Okay, so I am a little late. I set up a Blogger account early Aug. 2003. So it’s passed due to celebrate two years of The Sardonic Sideshow.

Oh, the memories…most I can’t actually recall because I lost all the comments when I moved to wordpress early this year.

Two years as a blogger. And yes, I’m still a blogger. ‘An editor of an online magazine’ would mean I would have to do quality research and run spell check.

Nope, this is a blog, the rawest form of publication save graffiti!

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“You’re a really good comic for a web programmer.” – Jay at Blogshares.com

In the world of stand up comedy I am a baby. Everyone will tell you it takes 10 years to figure out what you are doing on stage. In the world of blogging, I’m middle aged to ancient. If you maintain a site for over a year, you’re viewed as ’stable’. Try to cope with those distinctions. Go on try. Take my word for it, it’s an irritating balancing act. It often feels like being the dumbest kid in gifted classes. You can be pretentious and humbled at the same time!

So for the two year anniversary, I invite you to have a seat, sift through the archives, leave a comment and ENJOY.

You can subscribe via Bloglines (which ROCKS, by the way), Bloglet or the reader of your choice.

Blogroll , bookmark or link back! In short, spread the word!

I also invite you to donate a tip, buy a DVD, or click on the ads because satire and server space don’t come cheap!


 

You’ve got questions…

It’s time to add to the FAQ (frequently asked questions) category.

Because here at The Sardonic Sideshow, if you ask a question once – it’s considered ‘frequent’. We’re very easy going here. (Again, it’s just me, but it sounds cooler when I say we.)

Put your questions in the comments area and I’ll post the answers.

Cheers!

 

It’s Simple

People usually assume they know my political leanings. *wink* *wink* So obvious. You’re a (fill-in-the-blank).

Nope. I’m certainly not. I am a humorist. Humor is the opposite of partisan. If you are partisan humorist then you are a pundit – not a humorist. I think humor is the great equalizer. I think BOTH and ALL sides deserve to be poked fun at.

Do I think I get a bunch of right-wing readers subscribing to my blog? Perhaps. I subscribe to theirs. Do I think a bunch of left-wing readers subscribe to my blog? In a perfect world they would take some ribbing too.

What is my point of view? What are my convictions?

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I’ll explain: The first season of The Simple Life. Perfect title for the show. Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie (simpletons) spend some time living with people in the rural south (also simpletons). Neither of the parties are a bit curious as to what is like to be the other people. They both have contempt for things they know nothing about. They both have never thought their lives were anything other than the only way to live. They were polar opposites yet SO MUCH ALIKE. Simple. Ignorant. Okay with it.

Imagine Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie symbolizing what everyone thinks of the left or blue states: Decadent – loose – self-obsessed. And the family they stayed with symbolizing what everyone thinks about the right or red states: Small minded – uptight – self-righteous. There they were at the dining room table, staring at each other. Neither of them caring to understand or empathize or inquire about the other’s plight.

That’s on the screen. At home you have the people that think Paris Hilton is a disgusting spoiled rich girl and she’s staying with nice decent people. And then there were the people that think she is hot and the family is a bunch of low life red necks.

What team to I root for? Where are my leanings? I’m the person that TiVoed the train wreck, because I can’t help myself. I’m sitting on my couch, thinking to myself,”Well, all of you suck. One of you has to suck less than the other – but that changes from minute to minute.”

And there you have where I stand on politics.

But don’t get me wrong. This is NOT an anthem of the apathetic or of the apolitical. Not at all. I am a political enthusiast. I’m staying tuned.

 

The Sardonic Sideshow’s Frequently Asked Questions

Okay, so they aren’t really frequent necessarily…they are more like asked questions. For the sake of argument, we’ll call them FAQ’s anyway:

Q. What would Jesus say?
A. “Hey Tina, your new blog looks great. Don’t tell the other kids this but you’re my favorite.”

Q. What would Rush say?
A. “Ann Coulter stole my schtick!!! Look at her – she’s a hack! Tina, you don’t like hacks – go beat her up!”

Q. What the fuck?
A. I don’t know dude, I’m stuck here too.

Q. What made you decide to be a comic?
A. Because I’m otherwise completely unemployable.

Q. Does this blog come with free beer?
A. It really should. I should paypal a brew to all of you for reading this stuff. I should, but I probably won’t.

Q. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow?
A. I’m going to paypal you a beer for sure.

Q. Are you really THIS COOL? Or is this some sort of cruel joke?
A. I think we all know the answer to that. Hint: cruel joke.

Q. When are you leaving?
A. Very soon.

Q.Yankees or Red Sox?
A. Since I only pay attention to baseball when they are on strike or testifying in front of congress – I’ll have to say Yankees. Don’t hold me to it though.

Q. Where are the nude photos?
A. You can’t see them?!? What browser are you using? You have GOT to switch to Firefox! You miss so much with Internet Explorer.

To be continued…This is a work in progress. Feel free to leave more questions in the comment area.

 
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