Ladies, you are looking GOOD. Note: the blond is a cousin of mine. Or at least we have a cousin in common through marriage. My family is from small town Louisiana – date carefully I say!
Newsweek has damaged the US’ image?!? I thought it was the Bush Administration. I was wrong? You mean it’s a weekly journal’s fault? That’s why they hate us? I’m so relieved. I thought it was the whole Christian cowboy talking about a crusade that made Muslims upset. So it wasn’t that preemptive strike under false… Continue reading
From Vector: Brilliant! My face has become the new lawn gnome!
See my little poll there to the right of the screen? There is a THREE way between John Kerry, George W and Ryan Seacrest. I think this is the third horseman. Vote some more, I don’t want to pay the monthly fee, so it’s going to expire soon.
Kudzu is an invasive plant that flourished in this country. It has devastated crops in the southeastern United States over the last few decades. If you live in the south or have ever been to the south – you’ve seen kudzu. It was brought over to this continent from China. I think Southerners should put… Continue reading
Okay, I promise the comedy will be back soon. I need a break from all the sad crap in my life. YOU GUYS need a break from all the sad crap in my life. I was talking to my friend today. Here’s the gist of the conversation: Me: “I feel like there is this heavy… Continue reading
Tomorrow, May 15, 2005 – I’ll be behind the Orange Curtain. Azteca Mexican Restaurant and The Crooners Lounge 12911 Main Street, Historical Downtown Garden Grove, CA, 92840 714-638-3790 9pm
I don’t know which is worse: the fact that my dog is still missing or the fact that my dark comedy blog hasn’t been funny since she has been gone.
This is Reid.
Aren’t they cute?
I just found out that my dog is missing. She jumped out of an open window when my boyfriend was at work and took off. The rains in Los Angeles made her nuts and she is worse when I leave. Have you ever seen a dog be resentful? My dog holds grudges. She doesn’t like… Continue reading
We drove 832 miles yesterday. We made it to Slidell around midnight. I can’t figure out why traveling is so exhausting. You just sit there. I sat all day long and then laid down and went to sleep and I’m still tired. I drove through South Carolina, Georgia, Alabama and Mississippi. I kept on thinking… Continue reading
Tomorrow I’m driving to New Orleans. I’m supposed to be on the road by 9am. I had two cups of coffee with my cheese ‘n eggs at the Waffle House. Guess who’s not sleeping much tonight. I’m not really a personal blogger. When I’m at home I write about politics and world events and what… Continue reading
I have been hesitant to write about this because maybe it would insure that I’ll never work again. As usual Pete has inspired me (or I’m hacking his premise, you choose). I’ll write about my BIG ONE: Friday late night show. First off: the first show was great. Some dude slapped the stage laughing at… Continue reading