Mad as Hell Comedy Show

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Tomorrow, May 15, 2005 – I’ll be behind the Orange Curtain. Azteca Mexican Restaurant and The Crooners Lounge 12911 Main Street, Historical Downtown Garden Grove, CA, 92840 714-638-3790 9pm

My Hairy Prozac

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I don’t know which is worse: the fact that my dog is still missing or the fact that my dark comedy blog hasn’t been funny since she has been gone.

After the show…

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I just found out that my dog is missing. She jumped out of an open window when my boyfriend was at work and took off. The rains in Los Angeles made her nuts and she is worse when I leave. Have you ever seen a dog be resentful? My dog holds grudges. She doesn’t like […]

Houma, LA

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We drove 832 miles yesterday. We made it to Slidell around midnight. I can’t figure out why traveling is so exhausting. You just sit there. I sat all day long and then laid down and went to sleep and I’m still tired. I drove through South Carolina, Georgia, Alabama and Mississippi. I kept on thinking […]

Middle of the night

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Tomorrow I’m driving to New Orleans. I’m supposed to be on the road by 9am. I had two cups of coffee with my cheese ‘n eggs at the Waffle House. Guess who’s not sleeping much tonight. I’m not really a personal blogger. When I’m at home I write about politics and world events and what […]

Strange Love or How I Learned to Love the Bomb…

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I have been hesitant to write about this because maybe it would insure that I’ll never work again. As usual Pete has inspired me (or I’m hacking his premise, you choose). I’ll write about my BIG ONE: Friday late night show. First off: the first show was great. Some dude slapped the stage laughing at […]

Quick note:

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I have a show in an hour and a half. So last night, I had a good show and a bad show. Two extremes, both of them on tape. Friday late night is always the toughest. ALWAYS. Raleigh isn’t any different in that way. Oh, hello there dues – let me pay you some more. […]

Rainy Rainy Raleigh

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The headliner I’m working with this week is a good friend of mine. He used to work with Bill Hicks. He was friends with him. I’m a huge Hicks fan. Anyway, anytime I do a crappy room, he’ll say,”Hicks did that room. Hell yeah, he played there – don’t be ashamed of that shit, you’re […]

Shameless Plug

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I got a copy of Freakonomics. I’m so smitten with this book that by the time I got to page 120, I was sad that there were only 60 pages left. It’s the most interesting, well-written book I’ve gotten my hands on in a long time. “Morality, it could be argued, represents the way that […]

The Raleigh Ruined Me

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I left my house at 4:30 this morning. I’m a little looped. All I can say is that I’ve never been treated so well. If the staff keeps treating me like a human being instead of a comic – I might come to expect it. I might think the next time I don’t get fed […]

On a Jet Plane…

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I grew up on the road. My parents were missionaries. Not to be confused with ‘mercenaries’ because that would be much cooler. “My dad kills people for money!” As opposed to: “My dad irks people at airports.” Anyway, I traveled a lot as a kid. Now I travel a lot as an adult. I’m a […]

Oh, Woops

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Revelation! 666 is not the number of the beast (it’s a devilish 616) 01 May 2005 A newly discovered fragment of the oldest surviving copy of the New Testament indicates that, as far as the Antichrist goes, theologians, scholars, heavy metal groups, and television evangelists have got the wrong number. Instead of 666, it’s actually […]

 
 
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