I got a phone call today that someone had found my dog. Apparently, she jumped out of my kitchen window – saw a nice family and immediately jumped into their car. Basically she was on the streets for all of two seconds – the girl knows how to hustle. It took two weeks, but their… Continue reading
I subscribe to the AFA Action Alerts because it’s good to read what the squeaky wheels have to say. While the moderates grumble and then go see who they know on myspace.com. AFA members call their representatives. They write letters to CEOs. They get their big collective ‘wagging finger of shame’ and stick it in… Continue reading
People usually assume they know my political leanings. *wink* *wink* So obvious. You’re a (fill-in-the-blank). Nope. I’m certainly not. I am a humorist. Humor is the opposite of partisan. If you are partisan humorist then you are a pundit – not a humorist. I think humor is the great equalizer. I think BOTH and ALL… Continue reading
These guys were at the show in Houma. I don’t know what to say about these dudes except that they were VERY polite, nice, big stereotypes. Louisiana is where all the cowboys have gone They kind of look like they would be on the cover of some red neck romance novel. The kind that would… Continue reading
Ladies, you are looking GOOD. Note: the blond is a cousin of mine. Or at least we have a cousin in common through marriage. My family is from small town Louisiana – date carefully I say!
Newsweek has damaged the US’ image?!? I thought it was the Bush Administration. I was wrong? You mean it’s a weekly journal’s fault? That’s why they hate us? I’m so relieved. I thought it was the whole Christian cowboy talking about a crusade that made Muslims upset. So it wasn’t that preemptive strike under false… Continue reading
From Vector: Brilliant! My face has become the new lawn gnome!
See my little poll there to the right of the screen? There is a THREE way between John Kerry, George W and Ryan Seacrest. I think this is the third horseman. Vote some more, I don’t want to pay the monthly fee, so it’s going to expire soon.
Kudzu is an invasive plant that flourished in this country. It has devastated crops in the southeastern United States over the last few decades. If you live in the south or have ever been to the south – you’ve seen kudzu. It was brought over to this continent from China. I think Southerners should put… Continue reading
Okay, I promise the comedy will be back soon. I need a break from all the sad crap in my life. YOU GUYS need a break from all the sad crap in my life. I was talking to my friend today. Here’s the gist of the conversation: Me: “I feel like there is this heavy… Continue reading
Tomorrow, May 15, 2005 – I’ll be behind the Orange Curtain. Azteca Mexican Restaurant and The Crooners Lounge 12911 Main Street, Historical Downtown Garden Grove, CA, 92840 714-638-3790 9pm
I don’t know which is worse: the fact that my dog is still missing or the fact that my dark comedy blog hasn’t been funny since she has been gone.
This is Reid.
Aren’t they cute?