In the goodwill spirit of Hollywood, I will stand together with my fellow writers. I am happy to report that I have preemptively not written a joke in almost two weeks. I wish I could say the same for Tucker Carlson. Yuk. Yuk. But seriously, I have been watching the fall season and I think… Continue reading

Fred Thompson is Campaigning as Matlock

Former Mexican President Vicente Fox claims George W. Bush is afraid of horses. Bush’s Crawford, Texas, ranch is reportedly “equestrian-free.” It’s a little shocking. It’s kind of funny. But more than that it adds to my theory that Bush has contempt for anything smart and hardworking (see Valerie Plame and U.S. Armed Forces). Really? He… Continue reading

For Richer, Not for Poorer

It’s pretty safe to say that gay marriage is getting more presidential candidate support now than in any other time in our nation’s history. There’s former Alaska Sen. Mike Gravel, Ohio Rep. Dennis Kucinich…okay, there’s two. You can’t accuse Kucinich of just playing to his vegan base to get the nomination. This time, he’s branching… Continue reading