Blogger Asks For Payment From Newspaper

(tech note: I’m having issues with the embed, so it’s a screen grab linked to YouTube)
I’m calling this episode “YouTube to the Rescue!”

As a freelance writer, when I don’t have an assignment, I’m in the practice of writing witty and pointed opinion pieces to keep my name out there. I send these articles out to op/ed editors around the country. Some papers pick up my work. Many don’t. I’ve been doing this for years.

Well, a month ago I found via Google Alert a piece of mine was published in the Tampa Tribune. They never contacted me prior to publishing it. I sent them an email telling them I was never asked for my permission. The editor Jeff Stidham, responded explaining my unsolicited submission didn’t ask for payment or permission. Which is not how copyright works.

Anyway, I wrote them back, sending them an invoice for $75, which is the amount newspapers of their size and circulation normally pay guest columnists. I have not heard back from them.

So now my only recourse is putting a video up on the Internet to plead my case.

Enjoy!

 

The Real Sarah Palin Fantasy Film

It’s been a solid year since Sarah Palin was unleashed upon the Lower 48 as Senator John McCain’s running mate. It had a big impact on the race. For example: the following day she raised $10 million for the Obama/Biden ticket.

She’s really been a gift.

I often think about the moment McCain realized Sarah Palin isn’t that bright. I imagine a staffer sitting him down and trying to explain why she couldn’t do any (more) interviews or stump by herself. That she was going to appear more like his wife than his veep candidate on the campaign. And that his “hail Mary pass” just fumbled. In my mind it’s similar to the moment where Palin invited a crowd to play what she called “Stump the Candidate” and McCain panicked, changed the subject. The moment in my mind is like that, only longer and with more forehead slapping.

But before the Katie Couric interviews – before the world came to the conclusion she was not prepared to be the leader of the free world. Before Putin was going to rear his head, before she admitted to reading all newspapers and magazines with a great appreciation, before going rogue – there was the Sarah Palin mythology film Protocol.

No, as far as fantasy films about the former Alaska governor it’s not Larry Flynt’s  Nailin’ Palin. It’s an obscure Goldie Hawn film released in 1984. Hawn plays Sunny Davis, a ditzy yet adorable down-on-her-luck cocktail waitress in Washington DC. One fateful night she takes a bullet for a visiting luminary (an Emir). She quickly becomes a national sensation. She’s folksy, hailing from rural Oregon. Like real people. And she has a rabid adoring following. So of course she’s given a top job at the State Department working in the Office of Protocol.

Sunny is comically unsophisticated. She doesn’t have the right clothes or know how to act all the time. She’s a Washington outsider. The big government meanies, wanting to make good with the Emir so they can build a military base in the Middle East unbeknownst to her send Sunny to be his wife. After a coup, Sunny discovers the deceit. The ensuing scandal when she returns home is called “Sunnygate.”

Towards the end of the film, in a Congressional hearing, Sunny is asked to name names. Who did this to her? Who’s responsible? Instead gives a rousing speech:

“You want to know something? Before I worked for the government, I’d never read the Constitution. I didn’t even begin to know how things worked. I didn’t read the newspaper, except to look up my horoscope. And I never read the Declaration of Independence. But I knew they had, the ones were talking about, the experts, they read it. They just forgot what it was about. That its about We, the People. And that’s ME. I’m We, the People. And you’re We, the People. And we’re all We, the People, all of us.

“So when they sell me that ten cent diamond ring or down the river or to some guy who wears a lot of medals, then that means they’re selling ALL of us, all of we the people. And when YOU guys spend another pile of money and when you give away or sell all those guns and tanks, and every time you invite another foreign big shot to the White House and hug and kiss him and give him presents, it has a direct effect on We the People’s lives.

“So if we don’t, I mean if I don’t know what you’re up to, and if I don’t holler and scream when I think you’re doing it wrong, and if I just mind my own business and don’t vote or care, then I just get what I deserve. So now that I’m a private citizen again, you’re going to have to watch out for me. ‘Cause I’m going to be watching all of you. Like a hawk.”

The final scene is Sunny at her campaign headquarters getting a phone call informing her she’s won a seat in Congress.

So an obscure – outside the beltway – rural – unrefined attractive chick ends up “shaking things up in Washington” being more ethical and honest and smarter than the establishment?

In the 1990’s women were denounced for having what was called “a Cinderella complex.” The GOP ticket last year had a Protocol Plot on the brain.

Sarah Palin’s narrative on paper was brilliant: Hunter, pro-choice, mother of many, popular governor – good looking. But then the curtain was lifted to reveal an ethically challenged, willfully ignorant, diva with no follow through.

But strangely enough, to her apologists, to her fanatical base Sarah Palin will always be Sunny Davis to them. Sometimes I wonder if they actually watched her resignation speech or just a re-run of Private Benjamin with the sound off.

I think I know the answer to that.

This piece first appeared at True/Slant

 

Legalized: Oral Sex, Sodomy and Immoral Prosecutions

In 1988 James Moseley went through a bitter divorce in his home state of Georgia. His estranged wife, Bette Roberts had accused him of rape in an attempt to secure custody of their two children. At the trial, the jury found the wife’s claim not to be credible, her ex-husband was acquitted. However when Moseley took the witness stand, as part of his testimony he admitted to performing consensual oral sex on his then wife. In Georgia, sodomy (legally including oral sex among married heterosexual couples) was against the law. The maximum sentence for the “crime” in that state was 20 years in prison. Moseley was given five. He ended up serving 18-months.

Yes, in the land of the free, as a private citizen, going down on your wife was criminalized. And yes, penalized. Not exactly what the Founding Fathers had in mind when they rebelled against tyranny.

Moseley wrote a letter to Playboy in 1990 “My life has been virtually destroyed. I have lost everything, including my family. I am now a convicted felon, convicted of a sex crime. As a result, I will not be allowed to visit or have custody of my children. I cannot even be paroled to a Georgia halfway house, since Georgia will not accept convicted sex offenders in its halfway houses. The state will accept convicted murderers in the same halfway houses.”

It’s a story so stupid it sounds like an urban legend. It has an air of Vanishing Hitchhiker because the logic is missing: why put people in jail for doing something harmless in private?

It’s legislating morality and in Moseley’s case and the many others identical to his – preference. The whole idea of living in a country touted as free is to enjoy freedoms. One being what you do privately is your own business and not subjected to the scrutiny of the government.

For sodomy and its proponents this all changed with Lawrence & Garner v. State of Texas decision made by the U.S. Supreme Court on June 26, 2003. The court ruled 6-3 that sodomy laws are unconstitutional.

Reagan appointee Justice Antonin Scalia in his dissent wrote, “Many Americans do not want persons who openly engage in homosexual conduct as partners in their business, as scoutmasters for their children, as teachers in their children’s schools, or as boarders in their home. They view this as protecting themselves and their families from a lifestyle that they believe to be immoral and destructive.” Don’t feel bad for Scalia and his short view of what many consider to be a good time. Feel bad for his wife.

Justice Sandra Day O’Connor voted with the majority and wrote, “A law branding one class of persons as criminal solely based on the state’s moral disapproval of that class and the conduct associated with that class runs contrary to the values of the Constitution and the Equal Protection Clause, under any standard of review.”

One class of persons as criminal solely based on the states moral disapproval? Is that about sodomy or smoking weed? Not that it’s a good idea to do either while driving…

Let’s talk class of people, for argument sake let’s take potheads vs. beer drinkers:

One group can publicly claim they like to get high, do it all the time and have a great time doing it. The other has to feign back pain in order to not be thrown in jail.

Marijuana being an illegal substance, while booze is taxed and regulated, is legislating morality and also in this case – preference. It’s not getting buzzed that’s the issue – tons of mind altering drugs are legal and regulated. In regards to weed, it’s always been the circular logic: it’s illegal so it is therefore immoral.

Illegal is not the same as immoral. Jaywalking is illegal, few would argue it’s immoral. What deregulatory law makers, banks and brokers did to the economy was technically legal – but it was far from being moral.

Sodomy is an activity millions and millions of Americans enjoy without incident yet it was against the law and prosecuted. Of course, as soon as it was decriminalized there was not an increase in sodomy – there was only decrease in the prosecution of consensual acts. It didn’t alter morality in any way – it just made it not a punishable offense by authorities.

Indulging in some cannabis is an activity millions and millions of Americans enjoy without incident. Currently it’s still against the law and prosecuted. Mainly because some hold fast that it’s “a lifestyle that they believe to be immoral and destructive.”

What’s immoral and destructive is using the legal system to destroy people’s lives based on preferring the wrong (fun) drug or in Moseley’s case the wrong (fun) carnal feat.

This piece originally appeared in Kush LA.

 

The Land of the Terrorized

One bright spring morning I was in traffic attempting a left turn at a light without a turn signal. The car in back got stuck waiting behind me. It’s perfectly legal to do what I was doing. I had my blinker on, this is how we do it in a civil society, utilize laws. The person in back of me didn’t care. They started honking, then screaming and then shouting profanities.

“Sorry nutcase, you’re going to have to go around,” I muttered to myself while gauging oncoming traffic.

More honking. The driver in back of me became enraged. When the light turned yellow, I saw oncoming traffic stop so I finally went to make that left turn and (because of or perhaps in spite of the screaming about my mother) I stalled my car.

This made the already infuriated person in back of me completely flip out. The slightly built business casual clad man swung open his car door – jumped out of his car with a mag-lite in hand and charged me. Panicked, I got my car started and I sped off – intact.

I could feel my pulse in my eyeballs as I looked in my rearview at the man still howling and shaking his baton-sized flashlight.

I took away two things from this incident: One) I should consider an automatic. And two) this was not about my left turn.

If this guy hadn’t been in back of me he would still be angry and prone to violence. He was already primed. My perfectly reasonable action was what he focused on at that moment and what he was attacking.

Now imagine he’d been listening to talk radio about how blonde women in crappy cars are what’s destroying America. Or maybe his pandering representative tells him all of his frustrations are all the fault of anyone in a seven-year-old red Ford Focus. Think if there were corporate interests dedicated to stopping people from making left turns all together. Instead of going through the normal legal routes of appealing to the department of transportation – or the city council, they just put it out there on Fox News that taking a left turn was going to kill your grandmother and euthanize Sarah Palin’s political prop/special needs baby.

No basis for this claim needed. Just saying. Just putting it out there. Totally not responsible if anyone does something about it. Just words. Free speech.

If that were the case, would the guy have waited until my car stalled to charge at me?

At first the YouTube videos of vehement mobs at home district town halls reminded me of the people who threw rocks at the “Little Rock Nine” high school students during integration in the 1950’s.

“I want my country back!”

There is always resistance to social change. But then I wondered, what social change? It occurred to me the people opposed to integration witnessed integration – they actually saw the people with dark skin being escorted by 101st Airborne Division. These health care reform near riots are the equivalent of having a fear of integration because they’ve heard rumors about how black high school students are in a secret African/Indonesian cabal and then showing up to throw rocks at the teachers way before Brown vs. The Board of Education could possibly be decided.

To be clear: these are not the acts of terrorists. These are acts out of terror. Acts of people being terrorized by an agenda. Do you blame the people trampling or those with a media platform continuously scream “fire”?

The anger at the government should be because they have let our citizens – us – we the people – die at the hands of corporations whose business is caring for health.

But because of some brilliant sleight-of-hand trick, there are (now) armed hordes irate at the idea of the President of the United States being an unpatriotic, socialist, Muslim, foreigner, Nazi.

Like what Rep. John Sullivan (R-Okla.) told his constituents at a town hall last Friday according to the Tulsa World, “This is a scary time in Washington,” he said. “It’s a very frightening time. I see Barack Obama is creating an enemies list of people who oppose this miserable health care plan. I think that’s frightening. That’s from a guy that can’t even show a long-form birth certificate. I think we all ought to be prepared to fight that.”

It’s the car in front of them, blocking them, trying to turn left. The one their hyper-partisan media told them is “frightening.”

Sadly the more of these events I see unfold, the more they seem like the listeners to War of the Worlds by Orson Welles in 1938. It’s a complete work a fiction broadcast in just the right climate to scare the hell out of people.

If we didn’t have health care reform on the table these mobs would still be angry. The perfectly reasonable issue of health care reform is what they are focused on at this moment and what they are attacking. But they’ve been terrorized and the combination is what’s actually “frightening.”

This piece also appears in the Huffington Post.

 
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