Tina Dupuy

Another comedian (Eugene Mirman) beat me to the punch on this one.

Hysterical article.

Conservative Phone Company Exploits Wedge Issues for Profit
UAT: UAT, Mr. Mirman, is the only carrier that is taking an active stand against same-sex marriages and hardcore child pornography.

MIRMAN: I think all child pornography is hardcore … It’s all wrong. AT&T sponsors child pornography?

UAT: No, no. That’s MCI.

MIRMAN: MCI sponsors hardcore child pornography?

UAT: Yes, they have a pedophile Web site for men who love boys. Uh, it’s a Montreal-based Web site.

MIRMAN: Oh my God! Our Canadian pervert neighbors!

UAT: Mmm hmm.

MIRMAN: So MCI basically has a child pornography ring.

UAT: That’s correct.

Eat your heart out – Ben and Jerry’s!

One of the MANY theories about the assassination of JFK was that it was Lyndon Johnson (his VP) that orchestrated the whole thing. President Kennedy was shot in Texas, where Johnson was from. Texas is where Johnson had fixed a couple of elections to get himself into power in the first place. Since Johnson retired from the White House without seeking re-election, there has been speculation as to why that was. Was it his conscience (as IF politicians have them) that caught up with him? He had a therapist that recorded their sessions toward the end of Johnson’s life. Again, all kinds of speculation about what’s on those tapes.

This is my favorite of all JFK conspiracies. There are so many to choose from (i.e. the mob, Cuba, scorned lover etc.). Why this is my favorite? Because I know that Democrats LOVE to assassinate their own!

Case in point: Bill Clinton. One little impeachment trial and he’s a leper. Al Gore ran for president completely separate from Intern-gate. They didn’t want anything to do with that smudge. Aside from all the scandal (and some BECAUSE of it) – people like Clinton. But Gore in 2000 chose not to align himself with a two term president. He divorced himself from Clinton’s legacy and guess how that turned out?

Another case in point: Howard Dean. He says something derogatory about Republicans…

Dean “doesn’t speak for me with that kind of rhetoric and I don’t think he speaks for the majority of Democrats,” Biden, the top Democrat on the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, said Sunday on ABC’s “This Week.”

…back and to the left. Back and to the left. BACK and to the left…

John Edwards and Joseph Biden say that Dean isn’t the voice of the party – and doesn’t speak for them! He’s the DNC Chairman! If Dean ISN’T the voice of the party – it’s because the party HAS NO VOICE. The party has been on the run from the Republican publicity machine. Beaten to a pulp. Unrecognizable as a voice, movement or a party. Then strangely like other minority groups, they start fighting amongst themselves.

Republicans don’t do this. If a Republican gets in trouble, the wagons get circled and let the spinning begin! Then every talking point for the next week begins with,”See, what the president meant to say was…”

The Republicans have figured out that it’s NEVER the leaders that do anything wrong. No. If there is a MISTAKE (God forbid) it’s the fault of low ranking military personnel.

But Democrats don’t want to take the wrong stance and end up not standing for ANYTHING. At least Dean makes off-the-cuff comments about Republicans – which is SOMETHING!

We’ve all met that person that AGREES with us all the time.

“You like our foreign policy? Well so do I!”

“How about our old foreign policy?”

“That’s great too.”

“It is?”

“Yeah…That’s what you think right? Just don’t want you to think I disagree with you. Please vote for me. I promise to make no one happy in my attempt to never piss off anyone.”

*SIGH* “Does this mean we can have more than one political party?”

“If you say so, it does!”

“I guess I say so….”

Kansas State Senator Kay O’Connor

Conservatives like to point out that liberals are overly concerned about hypocrisy. It’s unfortunate. Concern with hypocrisy seems to be the liberal Achilles Heal. The GOP has no such weakness. That’s why they dominate the two branches of government and threaten the other one. They don’t care about duplicity. You have to admire them for it. As one would admire a street mime for their lack of self-loathing. It must be bliss to not loss sleep over your contradictions. You just raise the big huge all-encompassing tent and rest easy.

Kansas State Senator, Kay O’Connor has served in the state legislature for 12 years.

In 2001, O’Connor received national attention for her remarks about the 19th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, ratified in 1920, which gave women the right to vote.

“I think the 19th Amendment, while it’s not an evil in and of itself, is a symptom of something I don’t approve of,” she said at the time. “The 19th Amendment is around because men weren’t doing their jobs, and I think that’s sad. I believe the man should be the head of the family. The woman should be the heart of the family.”

See the liberals will quickly point out that O’Connor is (we believe) a woman. And more so than that a female politician. But when you’re a Republican you are immune to worrying about facts like these. It’s not about women’s suffrage it’s about…men…jobs…family? I’m at a loss.

Anyway, the voters (I’m assuming some of them utilizing their 19th Amendment rights) have kept her in office since 1993 and now O’Connor is seeking the seat of Secretary of State.

Liberals take note:

Using the word ‘hypocrisy’ for members of the GOP is like spraying Raid on a Texas cockroach – it just makes them stronger, angrier and more determined to grow opposable thumbs and take over your mortgage.