Tina Dupuy

“Marriage should be defined by the people – not by the courts.” George W. Bush

Finally, mob rule is being consider more important than the minor opinion of the leaned. I love it. I don’t think gays should be able to get married – and what I think now matters.

I have some ideas about other people that shouldn’t be able to get married:

Serial killers: Nope! You kill more than two human beings and you shouldn’t be able to get hitched. No one should enjoy the sanctity of marriage after you’ve had human remains in your freezer.

Smokers: You smoke and get married, then you’ll damage the health of your spouse. This should be illegal. Legislation for this will get hopefully get passed in California and then the rest of the country will have to follow suit.

Non-English speakers: If you can’t recite you’re vows in the same language as the bible – you can’t get married. There – it’s been said.

Women that have more than 3 cats in their home should not be able to get married…Oh wait, that’s a non-issue, isn’t it?

Gays in Hollywood have been getting married for years and now they want to marry other gays!?! Gays should not be able to marry ANYBODY – Tom Cruise I’m talking to you, Buddy.

In this time of a 50% divorce rate, we need to defend marriage. Marriage should be between a non-smoking, straight, English speaking, two-cats-or-less-owning, non-serial killer man and woman. There it’s been said.

I know I have a couple of political junkies that read my blog. If you live in the LA area, you have to check out Big News. It’s the best news based sketch comedy show I’ve ever seen. Brilliant.

I have to say something about Howard Dean. What happened? Some people say it was the scream. Some people say it was bad press. Some people say it was the ‘electability factor’. Some people think it was the Al Gore endorsement. I blame it on Bill Bradley. I blame it on him because it is a theory that hasn’t yet to be explored. The way I figure it, the press likes to throw out that the tallest candidates win. Maybe it’s the endorsement by the tallest ex-candidate that becomes the proverbial kiss of death. Just a thought.

Here’s another: Clinton denied having sexual relations with his intern. He went through an impeachment trial because of it. Bush lies about WMD, rushes us into a war – killing God knows how many people – pissing off God knows how many of our allies – then gets to chose his own ‘intelligence’ panel ala the Warren commission?!? Independent commission means independent of the Bush administration.

Speaking of boobs…Janet Jackson’s is getting more coverage than any other mammary gland in history. People were outraged. “Children were watching! Children, young children – saw breasts!” Yes, children. Young children that a couple of months prior were feeding on breasts. Seeing a breast to a young child has the same effect as a beer commercial to an adult. They suddenly feel thirsty.

There’s something wrong with America when we’re afraid of sex but love war.